A "ladies only" section

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by The Chi

You actually FOUND midget p0rn??!!

Wasn't as hard as you think... We went to the local adult novelty shop, and just looked for the freakiest shit we could find. Bridget the Midget fit the (itty bitty) bill!


(Little did we know that a *ahem* vertically challenged guy -- who, unbeknownst to us, has issues about his height -- would receive it, and take serious offense to it! )

Originally Posted by The Chi

I'm outing myself here, I have never seen a porn...ever.

Really? There's some good shit out there....

[Sixxxxer]

So you actually gave Midget pron to a Short guy???


LMFAO You made my day that is amazing

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

So you actually gave Midget pron to a Short guy???


LMFAO You made my day that is amazing

Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

Originally Posted by The Chi

I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

For some reason, you strike me as tall. I think it's the legs.

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

That is Regodamndiculous and I love it.

Thats like a One in a million chance (or however many ppl were there) Oh the irony.

Originally Posted by neebelung

For some reason, you strike me as tall. I think it's the legs.

I'm a sucker for Amazing Legs....

[neebelung]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

That is Regodamndiculous and I love it.

Thats like a One in a million chance (or however many ppl were there) Oh the irony.

It was like a 1 in 30 chance... but the odds go up when you take into account all the (gift) swapping that went on.

That night, someone stuck it on the DVD rack in our living room... it's still there. Sometimes people notice it, but no one ever SAYS anything about it.

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by neebelung

It was like a 1 in 30 chance... but the odds go up when you take into account all the (gift) swapping that went on.

That night, someone stuck it on the DVD rack in our living room... it's still there. Sometimes people notice it, but no one ever SAYS anything about it.

I'd be that guy to just point it out and be like...Midget's Eh??

Whatever you get freaky to is fine by me.

[t-homo]

Originally Posted by neebelung

Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.



For some reason, you strike me as tall. I think it's the legs.

Pretty sure her legs are longer than mine. Its pretty nice..

[the chi]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

Never Ever Ever??

Jesus

What are you an Angel on a Motorcycle??

Seriously, never. Not even once. I wouldnt say angel, lets just say I have been a total innocent, and after that, well, I prefer to be entertained in real life, not the tv screen.

Originally Posted by neebelung

Wasn't as hard as you think... We went to the local adult novelty shop, and just looked for the freakiest shit we could find. Bridget the Midget fit the (itty bitty) bill!


(Little did we know that a *ahem* vertically challenged guy -- who, unbeknownst to us, has issues about his height -- would receive it, and take serious offense to it! )

I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

[Sixxxxer]

Originally Posted by The Chi

Seriously, never. Not even once. I wouldnt say angel, lets just say I have been a total innocent, and after that, well, I prefer to be entertained in real life, not the tv screen.



I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

How tall are you??

I agree with Real Life versus TV but Goddamn I thought Porn was like Crack every tries it at least once!!!

[the chi]

Originally Posted by Sixxxxer

How tall are you??

I agree with Real Life versus TV but Goddamn I thought Porn was like Crack every tries it at least once!!!

I am about 5'2", give or take, usually I am weaing some kind of boot or heel, so I always seem taller to people...till they stand next to me...

and well, i was raised very sheltered, and never saw any as a young woman, and well, never been interested. Id probably turn bright red, then get interested in simply the acrobatics or what not... im kinda analytical like that...if i get around to it, i'll let ya know!