military + prego = court martial

Amorok · 12-23-2009, 04:32 PM

Dude, must be nice. Asian American Female Employment Services wasn't stocking porn when I was in the desert. Not even Playboy.

Dave · 12-23-2009, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Dude, must be nice. Asian American Female Employment Services wasn't stocking porn when I was in the desert. Not even Playboy.

lol first time ive heard it called that. Fits though, i remember this korean lady whod cut my hair at the shoppette and scream shit like: too much hair! Next time i charge you double!

Amorok · 12-24-2009, 11:09 AM

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lol first time ive heard it called that. Fits though, i remember this korean lady whod cut my hair at the shoppette and scream shit like: too much hair! Next time i charge you double!

That and when you were in the chow hall, and they'de be all "No no GI, Onry two meat!!"

Cutty72 · 12-24-2009, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Amorok

Dude, must be nice. Asian American Female Employment Services wasn't stocking porn when I was in the desert. Not even Playboy.

Well, Kosovo is far from the desert.

I don't believe that AAFES is running the Army, it's just influencing it.

KBR is running the Army.

FUCK KBR.

If they want in on all this shit, why don't we just hire them to fight the damn war too! They are replacing all the other military jobs, so why not!

Dave · 12-24-2009, 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Cutty72

Well, Kosovo is far from the desert.

I don't believe that AAFES is running the Army, it's just influencing it.

KBR is running the Army.

FUCK KBR.

If they want in on all this shit, why don't we just hire them to fight the damn war too! They are replacing all the other military jobs, so why not!

dude, we'd have a third of the boots on the ground in iraq if they kicked aafes out. Easy. We could probably move to vietnam style air traffic which would be a fuckload cheaper too

derf · 12-24-2009, 12:27 PM

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dude, we'd have a third of the boots on the ground in iraq if they kicked aafes out. Easy. We could probably move to vietnam style air traffic which would be a fuckload cheaper too

And fun

Dave · 12-24-2009, 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by derf

And fun

troof. Air cav mothafukas

derf · 12-26-2009, 12:01 AM

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troof. Air cav mothafukas

Some of the most fun flights I ever took were SF flights, they do some cool shit

12-23-2009, 04:32 PM	#1
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