07-22-2009, 01:02 PM | #11 |
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Bitch tried to steal the sheets.
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07-22-2009, 01:18 PM | #12 |
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If idiots like this are so paranoid and shooting everything that bumps in the night why don't they just get a couple of dogs?
NOBODY, ninja or otherwise, will EVER get into my house at night without me knowing. Hell, I'll have time to disassemble my 1911 .45, make sure its clean, reassemble, load it and then confront the burglars...or what's left of them. ________ Body science Last edited by Kaneman; 05-09-2011 at 08:37 PM.. |
07-22-2009, 02:10 PM | #13 |
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Your wife getting one after you tell her?
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07-22-2009, 03:27 PM | #14 |
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07-22-2009, 03:43 PM | #15 |
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Murder is cheaper than divorce.
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07-22-2009, 03:44 PM | #16 |
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He should shoot her again, but this time actually mean it. That will fix it for sure.
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07-22-2009, 04:29 PM | #17 |
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he'll be sleeping in the garage for the forseeable future
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07-22-2009, 07:13 PM | #18 |
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And with the sentences, I mean alimony payments, the jail time for murder is shorter too.
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07-22-2009, 09:16 PM | #19 |
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Unbelieveable. I say this guy is just a little too paranoid.
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07-22-2009, 09:37 PM | #20 |
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Be aware of your target and what's beyond it.
He didn't follow a basic firearms safety rule. |
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