some people need their asses kicked, flight delayed over cel call

[Homeslice]

Originally Posted by Captain Morgan

I love when people do that. I flush the toilet several times to make sure the person on the other end of the phone hears it. If I'm on the shitter and someone takes a call, I try my damndest to let loose a loud fart or even shart if I can pull it off. If I can't get those to work, I'll belch extremely loudly.

I actually heard someone using their freaking laptop in the stall. Fucking typing away and everything.

Hope it was before they wiped.