So the Mayans got it right after all. Only they weren't talking about the apocalypse, they predicted December 21, 2012 would be the start of...
...THE APORKALYPSE!!!
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This was no time for half measures. He was a captain, godsdammit. An officer.
Things like this didn't present a problem for an officer. Officers had a tried and
tested way of solving problems like this. It was called a sergeant.
-Terry Pratchett, Guards! Guards!
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