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Old 07-19-2012, 02:46 PM   #18
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Originally Posted by fasternyou929 View Post
I disagree. We need to enforce a law that everyone eat 3 scoops of ice cream a day. If you cannot afford ice cream, the government will provide it for you. That way we can all be fat, dumb, and happy... and fat people never drown.

Not sure if it's buoyancy or fear of physical activity in the water, but it's 100% effective.
Ice Cream and Survivor; the Bread and Circuses of the second millennium.
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