Oh, heres one that will fire you all up!
I tip hot chicks more than regular chicks, regular chicks better than ugly chicks, and ugly chicks better than men. Yes, thats right folks. My dick has a say in how big your tip is.
I dont tip anyone 'badly' though. Ill always leave at least 5$ on a meal, even if it was a 12$ lunch.
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Android OS causes gay. Dont let your child use Android (unless she's a hot female).
And dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys, either.
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