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The 51-year-old Sparkman was found this month hanged from a tree near a Kentucky cemetery with the word "fed" scrawled on his chest, a law enforcement official said Wednesday, and the FBI is investigating whether he was a victim of anti-government sentiment.
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As opposed to what, bears?
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He was found Sept. 12 in a remote patch of Daniel Boone National Forest and an autopsy report is pending.
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Shit. Maybe it was bears after all.
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the area where Sparkman was found has a history of problems with prescription drug and methamphetamine trading.
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Well that's just fucking great. Anti-goverment killer meth-bears are on the loose in Kentucky.
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Attacking a federal worker during or because of his federal job is a federal crime.
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Really? They should try explaining that to a bear on meth, but I don't think they fucking care.
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Mary Hibbard, a teacher in Manchester, said she recognized Sparkman on the news as the census worker who visited her house this summer for about 10 minutes. Hibbard said he asked some basic questions including the size of her house, how many rooms it had and how much she paid monthly for electricity.
"I know he has a Christian background," she said. "You come to my house, we're going to talk religion."
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Anti-government atheist meth-bears?
Oh yeah, we're fucked alright.
JC