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Originally Posted by ebbs15
decided to pick it up with my elbows... (I know) and some how juggled it for what seemed like 15 mins (1.5 seconds in actual non drunk time) and it ended up in the toilet.  |
and again
I can't say much. I once spent a after drunk afternoon on the beach with my older brother and some of his chick friends. We were stupidly smashed and after about 3 hours in the water I walked out of the Pacific ocean and pulled my cell phone out to make a call. Then I was like, OOOOOHHHHh Fuck.
I had my ID and phone in my bathing suit since we were at a big party and figured those were the only two things I needed to be able to get home or identify my own body later. Failed.