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girls love bikes... and girls love yelling stuff to and talking to bikers that pull up next to them at red lights. this has happened quite a bit lately now that im riding and taking my new bike on the road. seems to especially happen when the car has more than one female occupant

and the sky is blue and eating your veggies makes you grow into a big boy. you have 2 options.

Tell them to flash you, and if they dont, flip them off.

Tell them to flash you, and if they do, get their number.

Do you not wear a helmet or something? Why would a girl yell at some person she could not see. :idk:

BTW - I have been yelled at once too...some lady screamed "Hey dude, do you know how to get to the peir?" :lol:

Fighter Pilots wear helmets and girls go nuts for them.

I think a lot of girls picture the bad boy handsome racer under the helmet. Especially if you are in gear in which the gear often makes you look bigger and badder.

I get no love with my bike though. Mainly becuase it looks like POS

they dont know the difference.

i love having the smoked visor and just staring people down at lights.

I am not denying that a guy in leathers is HOT! I am just wondering why someone would scream at someone that they cannot actually see. :idk:
I will smile at anyone driving a hot car but I wont be screaming "Hey baby!" :lol:
:lol: I am now picturing someone getting all nervous and worried that you are staring at them. :lol:

i get all kinds of weird shit happening, the best was some teenage girl in the back seat of her parents 4door sedan that tried to flash me.... busted before she could get her shirt up lol but that was forever ago

Were you wearing a helmet? :willy:

I think this is weirding me out because I live in a fairly small town (for Southern CA anyway) and it seems most people are connected by a short list of people. How would that girl know she was not flashing her friend's father or something. :willy:

ha thats exactly why i do it... they freak out and get that "omg just stare straight ahead there is a biker looking at me i must have pissed him off somehow" look. when in reality i just have a huge grin on my face.

:lol: I must try that...although the stars may make me a little less intimidating. :lol:

Haha. Probably so.

always have a helmet ....

it's especially fun for me, being a girl on the bike (since i don't do pink and have no telltale ponytail sticking out). i bet they'd feel like a total ass if i took my helmet off and they saw they were barking up the wrong tree. :lol:

that'd actually be really hot. like the begining of a good porno.

Hell Yeah

or they'd be especially turned on and try to get your number.

waka chicka wow wow :dthumb:

I get it from time to time (young chicks hootin) and I always wonder the same thing... With so many complete tools riding these days how do you know im anything you want... follwed by, And I'm way outta your league little girl. But thanks for the attempt! Now run along before you get hurt! And Chris Hanson pop's out of the back seat and ask's me to sit down and have a chat...

I like to hump the fuel tank whenever I pull up next to a hot chick (or chicks) in the car.

Ya, thats not a bad way to go either I guess. I just think of that movie with Kameran Diaz and Christina Applegate when the biker dude pulls up next to them and it looks like there getting crazy in the car... Dude pulls the air hump on the bike. lol, good stuff.

Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

Somehow, I believe you're goofy enough to do that!

Like nobody else ever done that?

I get stares all the time, but I never get anyone yelling at me. Usually I don't ride next to anyone though, I speed up to get away from them. Besides I think my middle finger at every car that gets withing 5ft of me is a big turn off.

guilty.

Yeah I get the WHOA and points at the bike... but no flashing... it must be a Michigan thing... everybody is too stressed out due to the economy, the housing market, and being under the dumb hoe Jenny!! No mentality for flashing or other cool.

I can agree with that, I look like a short guy unless you look really closely, since I dont wear girly gear most of the time either.

Dude, that would be punishable by an ass whoopin! Who DOES that?!

I have been guilty of the stare down as well, typically when they get too close to me. I just turn around and sit while they get all uncomfortable. Even more effective when actually moving. Not that I recommend this, but when on a familiar road and being tailgated, I will do it.

I don't do that as much...I get better results when I open my visor with my tongue!!!

So you're telling me I have a chance?

It's happened to me in Panama City. I'm sitting at a light and all of a sudden I feel someones hand on my shoulder and then the bike squat down when her ass hit the seat. She's lucky all I did was yell at her.

And the stare down is funny as hell. Especially when they start squirming visibily or pointedly look at their passenger while their passenger looks at you :)

lol i would LOVE that. I'd take her on some CRAZY ride out to the middle of nowhere and stop the bike.


"ya know whats worth a ride home?..."

I have a porno that starts out that way. You see a person in black leathers and a tinted helmet on a black bike rolling through Cali. Then it cuts to some really dyke looking tattoed chick using a hacksaw on a peice of steel metal in a car shop.

The bike pulls into the shop and then the person takes the helmet off to reveal a long haired blonde hoe and she looks at the dyke. Then BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! with a strap on of course.

Oh to Mrs. Colleen why women would scream. Odds are it's a guy behind the helmet and they are just wanting to scream and get attention (When it does happen there are usually atleast 2 but normally 3-4 girls in a car) and to tease of course.

Now when they do it to me I whip my dick out and ejaculate on their windshield.

lmfao..sig worthy

me and the sj boys are silly when we are out together. we have been flashed more than i can remember. but then again we have gotten flashed in my honda fit so i guess its not the bikes. either way bikes are the best thing ever.

guy has a point, somebody slide him a beer.


Girl i was talking to today straight up tells me "im scared of bikes" : "i had some bad incident ten years ago" : "i dont like motorcycles" ...

I simply relied "riding is my life" and continued to delete her from my contacts list. good riddance.

Good Fucking Call...Some Girls Just don't understand.

And Zerious Is correct...when we ride in Philly its pretty much Ridiculous.