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Looks like the boyfriends covered all his bases before he screwed her over.

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Two trailer park residents in Dayton, Ohio are going to be battling this out in court over the next few months.
Tattoo artist, Ryan L. Fitzjerald was hit with a $100,000 lawsuit last week by his ex-girlfriend Rossie Brovent. She claims that her boyfriend was supposed to tattoo a scene from Narnia on her back but instead tattooed an image of a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Apparently Ryan found out that she had cheated with a long-time friend of his and this was his way of getting even. Originally Rossie tried to have Ryan charged with assault but it turns out this crafty tattoo artist got her to sign a consent form prior to the tattoo and it said that the design was ‘at the artists discretion’, she claims; “he tricked her by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo”. “Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back.”

Revenge is a motherfucker.

I laugh greatly.

Dayton, Figures.

That is hilarious.

Straight from the DYT!!! :lol:

Normally I try not to judge, but that is some shitty work.

If she really cheated, he didn't do enough. If he's just a dick, he should be forced to have a cock tattooed on his face.

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Originally Posted by Tmall (Post 500029)

If she really cheated, he didn't do enough. If he's just a dick, he should be forced to have a cock tattooed on his face.

She wanted fucking Narnia on her back - he did her a favor.

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 500030)

She wanted fucking Narnia on her back - he did her a favor.

:lol:

Good point.

JC

The Girl With the Shit Tattoo. In theaters right meow.

Must of had too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

Nah, that's Milwaukee's Best quality right there.

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 500027)

Normally I try not to judge, but that is some shitty work.

He was trying too hard to not laugh his ass off.

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Originally Posted by Rangerscott (Post 500037)

The Girl With the Shit Tattoo. In theaters right meow.

Must of had too much Pabst Blue Ribbon.

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Originally Posted by Particle Man (Post 500054)

Nah, that's Milwaukee's Best quality right there.

I think this was a reference to a recent South Park episode.

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Originally Posted by Captain Morgan (Post 500178)

I think this was a reference to a recent South Park episode.

I figured - but when you talk a kit shitty beer, might as well go for the gold :lol:

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 500027)

Normally I try not to judge, but that is some shitty work.

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Originally Posted by Gas Man (Post 500167)

He was trying too hard to not laugh his ass off.

Joke fail. :lol:

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Originally Posted by defector (Post 500184)

Joke fail. :lol:

Yep. :lol

This story is entertaining enough for me to reject the fakery of it and pretend that it its still real