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MissHell 03-15-2010 06:45 PM

Woman's Goal: To Be World's Fattest
 
Woman's Goal: To Be World's Fattest
New Jersey mom runs pay site where men watch her eat
By Nick McMaster

(Newser) – Guinness already recognizes Donna Simpson as the fattest mother, but she's shooting even higher: The New Jersey mom is looking to become the world's fattest woman. Though she's already 600 pounds and needs a mobility scooter to get around, the 42-year-old's target weight is 1,000 pounds. Simpson says she is healthy, and is encouraged by her husband and fans of her website, where men pay to watch her eat fast food on a webcam.

"They send me gifts through the post," she says of her fans, "like protein shakes to help me put on weight faster." Pay-per-view income helps with a grocery bill that runs about $750 a week. "I love eating and people love watching me eat," she tells the Daily Mail. "It makes people happy, and I'm not harming anyone." Her husband, whom she met through her website, would "like it if I was bigger," Simpson says. "He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

http://www.newser.com/story/83324/wo...s-fattest.html

pauldun170 03-15-2010 06:45 PM

Well ya gotta have goals...

Apoc 03-15-2010 06:47 PM

Disgusting...

Captain Morgan 03-15-2010 07:40 PM

WTF is wrong with people? And the bitch says she's "healthy"? [red foreman]Dumbass![/red foreman]

goof2 03-15-2010 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by MissHell (Post 349852)
"He's a real belly man, and completely supports me."

I can only guess she means this figuratively.:lol:

How does someone who "needs a mobility scooter to get around" manage to delude themselves in to thinking they are "healthy"?

racedoll 03-15-2010 08:53 PM

Un-freaking believable!!!

MissHell 03-15-2010 09:14 PM

I know... I know! My reaction was W-T-F?

Cass 03-15-2010 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Apoc (Post 349856)
Disgusting...

This. Do you think the same folks that are donating to her eating fund are going to be so keen on it when they realize how much of their taxes are going to her healthcare fund?

the chi 03-15-2010 09:40 PM

That completely grosses me out.

KSGregman 03-15-2010 09:46 PM

Wow....

A fat bitch stuffing her face with the goal of reaching 1,000 pounds is just crazy.

But dudes paying to WATCH a fat bitch stuff her face while trying to reach 1,000 pounds? That is just sick and wrong. :wtfru:

azoomm 03-15-2010 10:37 PM

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Originally Posted by goof2 (Post 349872)
I can only guess she means this figuratively.:lol:

Um, how else do you think he hits a home run?

Icky icky icky

Homeslice 03-15-2010 11:30 PM

I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter

Porkchop 03-16-2010 12:35 AM

Thats just disgusting. What is wrong with people.

Cass 03-16-2010 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 349921)
I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter

Starting a family tradition?

Apoc 03-16-2010 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Homeslice (Post 349921)
I wonder how she explains her "goal" to her daughter

She'll probably eat her accidently.

Rider 03-16-2010 08:36 AM

Fucking slob. :td:

CrazyKell 03-16-2010 09:37 AM

Every day my faith in humanity dies a little more. Today, it took a big hit.

karl_1052 03-16-2010 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by MissHell (Post 349852)
Her husband, whom she met through her website, would "like it if I was bigger," Simpson says.

Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

:skep:

Dave 03-16-2010 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by KSGregman (Post 349899)
Wow....

A fat bitch stuffing her face with the goal of reaching 1,000 pounds is just crazy.

But dudes paying to WATCH a fat bitch stuff her face while trying to reach 1,000 pounds? That is just sick and wrong. :wtfru:

probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.

AquaPython 03-16-2010 11:00 AM

death by chocolate (muscle milk).

she will be dead before she makes her "goal" of 1/2 ton.

pauldun170 03-16-2010 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 349976)
probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.

:lol:

Dave 03-16-2010 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 349990)
:lol:

thats whats fun about fetishes, theres always someone out there who makes you feel ''normal'' :lol:

Kaneman 03-16-2010 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by CrazyKell (Post 349968)
Every day my faith in humanity dies a little more. Today, it took a big hit.

Just wait, I bet this nasty bitch gets her own TV show too.

Homeslice 03-16-2010 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052 (Post 349975)
Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

:skep:

Not far off..... this article says he's 150

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...man-years.html

Trip 03-16-2010 01:09 PM

SeXxay

racedoll 03-16-2010 10:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 349976)
probably the same guys who'd pay to watch obese women crushing bugs with their feet.

I thought you were going to say "women crushing watermelons with their thighs".

BobTheBiker 03-16-2010 10:38 PM

wow. I know we've got a lot of lardasses in our nation. I just hope someone slips a little cyanide into something they send this fat fuck. there needs to be a law, you must not be over 400 pounds or you die from a bullet.

http://n1.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/6720..._dr_phil_1.jpg

Papa_Complex 03-17-2010 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman (Post 350031)
Just wait, I bet this nasty bitch gets her own TV show too.

Only once she reaches her goal and starts to publicly cry about how she's "dying" and "needs help", so that the attention and money train keeps running.

Dave 03-17-2010 09:49 AM

how about a lottery where the winner gets to saw her limbs off when she gets the diabeetus

KSGregman 03-17-2010 10:42 AM

A friend of mine who is a doctor told me of a morbidly obese woman he treated for blood poisoning once....she came in at nearly 550 pounds and mostly dead...they admitted her...began treating her blood infection....and found the source of the infection....she had dropped a little smokie between her lard engorged tits....where it disappeared into one of her fat rolls and rotted causing a big sore which became infected.

This fucking hippo nearly died because she lost a little smokie in one of her fat rolls...lost it and it REMAINED lost until discovered by nurses attempting to clean her in the hospital.

WTF is wrong with people?!

Cass 03-17-2010 10:47 AM

Excuse me while I go throw up my breakfast

101lifts2 03-17-2010 10:40 PM

I'd hit it. Twice.

Rangerscott 03-17-2010 10:58 PM

http://www.redstaplerchronicles.com/...om%20rocky.jpg


"You can do it you fat bitch!"

derf 03-17-2010 11:43 PM

I ran into some photos...

http://thechive.com/2010/03/17/this-...oman-5-photos/

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/...pg?w=499&h=586

pauldun170 03-18-2010 12:04 AM

Damn

It had to be brotha.

pauldun170 03-18-2010 12:09 AM

Note st = Stone
1 stone = 14 pounds

Quote:

Extreme health risks

The couple, who plan to marry next year, say that Donna’s size makes their sex life even better. “Philippe goes on top so he can play with my fat belly,” says Donna. Regular gym-goer Philippe, who is 13st and 6ft 4, also gets aroused by helping Donna, who is a bra size 56E, wash her rolls of fat in the shower.

Although doctors had said her 38st frame would make it almost impossible to conceive, Donna fell pregnant within three months of dating Phillipe. But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth.

When baby Jacqueline was born weighing 8lbs 14oz in February 2007, Donna became the world’s fattest woman to give birth – the previous largest had weighed 34st. But she admits she struggles to care for her daughter, as she can barely walk 20ft without needing to sit down. “It’s difficult keeping up with Jacqueline, but we’re very closely bonded,” says Donna. “Fortunately, anything I can’t do with her, her dad can, so I don’t feel guilty.”

It was six months after giving birth that Donna resolved to become one of the world’s heaviest women by weighing 1,000lbs. “I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby, then my body could cope with an extra 34st,” says Donna. “It will be a great achievement – not many other people have reached that weight.”

And despite initial worries for Donna’s health, Philippe supports his fiancée. He says: “Gaining weight makes
Donna happy and seeing her happy makes me happy.”
"My food costs £400 a week"

Kaneman 03-18-2010 10:22 AM

A team of 19 medical personnel just to deliver a baby... Who paid for that?

goof2 03-18-2010 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Pauldun's article (Post 350488)
But she developed diabetes and high-blood pressure during pregnancy and needed a team of 19 doctors and nurses to get through the high-risk Caesarean birth

How many of them had shovels and pick axes to dig the baby out?

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Originally Posted by Pauldun's article (Post 350488)
But she admits she struggles to care for her daughter, as she can barely walk 20ft without needing to sit down

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Fat Bitch (Post 350488)
I decided that if I was healthy enough to have a baby...

She isn't. Medical science was advanced (and lucky) enough to keep the fetus alive until it could be removed from the toxic environment otherwise known as her body.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Fat Bitch (Post 350488)
It will be a great achievement...

She is going from a barely able to walk morbidly obese person to a person completely unable to function by sitting on her ass and eating. I fail to see the achievement.:skep:

goof2 03-18-2010 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Kaneman (Post 350570)
A team of 19 medical personnel just to deliver a baby... Who paid for that?

I believe they are in England so it would have been "free".:lol:

Apoc 03-18-2010 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by karl_1052 (Post 349975)
Yikes!

I bet the dude is like 5'9" and 115lbs.

:skep:

I used to think it was wierd, but then I realized, it must be in skinny mens genetic code.

I mean, two people that big trying to fuck? I think it would be impossible.

Homeslice 03-18-2010 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by pauldun170 (Post 350485)
Damn

It had to be brotha.

Well they do like em big.

pauldun170 03-18-2010 09:13 PM

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Well they do like em big.

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racedoll 03-20-2010 06:15 PM

Saddest part is that she looks like she could be a pretty girl if she were "normal" sized.

Rangerscott 03-20-2010 06:23 PM

http://ohflux.files.wordpress.com/20...rvalentine.jpg

karl_1052 03-22-2010 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by racedoll (Post 351393)
Saddest part is that she looks like she could be a pretty girl if she were "normal" sized.

If you were a guy and said that, you would get razzed 4ever.:lol:


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