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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88867)

It was like a 1 in 30 chance... but the odds go up when you take into account all the (gift) swapping that went on. :lol:

That night, someone stuck it on the DVD rack in our living room... it's still there. Sometimes people notice it, but no one ever SAYS anything about it. :rofl:

I'd be that guy to just point it out and be like...Midget's Eh??

Whatever you get freaky to is fine by me.

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Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 88853)

How tall are you??

I agree with Real Life versus TV but Goddamn I thought Porn was like Crack every tries it at least once!!! :drool:

I am about 5'2", give or take, usually I am weaing some kind of boot or heel, so I always seem taller to people...till they stand next to me...

and well, i was raised very sheltered, and never saw any as a young woman, and well, never been interested. Id probably turn bright red, then get interested in simply the acrobatics or what not...:idk: im kinda analytical like that...if i get around to it, i'll let ya know! :wink:

OMG I'd be a GIANT next to you...I have a full foot and 3 Inches on you...Lol

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88740)

You jackass. You chose wrong. You don't get a say in the vote!!!! :nee:

I guess this means you don't have a penis then, since you didn't choose that on the poll?

oh many many people can vouche for my penising ability.

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Originally Posted by Corey (Post 88844)

Shhhhhhh. People aren't supposed to know I have moderate intelligence. Nothing to see here folks, I'm completely retarded!

Hell yeah, even got my viking tats to go with it.

Now where the fuck are my pics of my tats? Hmmmm. Those will have to come later when I find my camera.

Wanna see the Tats...I myself was thinking of a Thors Hammer motif...

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88855)

:lol: Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

For some reason, you strike me as tall. :shrug: I think it's the legs. :drool:

Thats too funny!!! :rofl:

Most people think Im tall, then they meet me, and are like WTF??!! Wheres the rest of you?! Ask Ebbs! :lol:

And yeah, well, you've seen the pics, im 62 inches tall, and 42 inches of that is from heel to my hip...told you guys, im freakishly unproportionate! Thus why I dont need to lower my bike! :dthumb:

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Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 88880)

OMG I'd be a GIANT next to you...I have a full foot and 3 Inches on you...Lol

Sweetie, most people are giants to me, I just make up for it with personality, im telling ya!!

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Originally Posted by NONE_too_SOFT (Post 88883)

oh many many people can vouche for my penising ability.

:gayk: for one

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Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 88886)

Wanna see the Tats...I myself was thinking of a Thors Hammer motif...

Funny you should say that. I've got something very similar to this on my left arm, as well as norse runes on the back of my left and right arm. Once i dig up the camera I'll post the pics, but this is almost the Thor's Hammer image I've got tatted on. Just needs to be filled with stone work one of these days when I have spare cash lying around.

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 88891)

To bad when Im in FL Next week Im No where near you...I would steal your bike Im Jonesing to Ride!!!