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Corey 11-07-2008 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88782)
That was strangely very deep.

Shhhhhhh. People aren't supposed to know I have moderate intelligence. Nothing to see here folks, I'm completely retarded!

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Originally Posted by smileyman (Post 88786)
Cory Jus noticed your a viking too!!

Hell yeah, even got my viking tats to go with it.

Now where the fuck are my pics of my tats? Hmmmm. Those will have to come later when I find my camera.

neebelung 11-07-2008 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 88826)
You actually FOUND midget p0rn??!!

Wasn't as hard as you think... :lol: We went to the local adult novelty shop, and just looked for the freakiest shit we could find. Bridget the Midget fit the (itty bitty) bill!


(Little did we know that a *ahem* vertically challenged guy -- who, unbeknownst to us, has issues about his height -- would receive it, and take serious offense to it! :rofl: )

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 88837)
I'm outing myself here, I have never seen a porn...ever.

Really? There's some good shit out there.... :dthumb:

t-homo 11-07-2008 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 88837)
ASS!!

Good one tho, and no I havent, see above post.

Thanks. You got me earlier today, so it was only fair.

Sixxxxer 11-07-2008 04:47 PM

So you actually gave Midget pron to a Short guy???


LMFAO You made my day that is amazing

the chi 11-07-2008 04:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 88842)
Never Ever Ever??

Jesus

What are you an Angel on a Motorcycle??

Seriously, never. Not even once. I wouldnt say angel, lets just say I have been a total innocent, and after that, well, I prefer to be entertained in real life, not the tv screen. :whistle:

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88846)
Wasn't as hard as you think... :lol: We went to the local adult novelty shop, and just looked for the freakiest shit we could find. Bridget the Midget fit the (itty bitty) bill!


(Little did we know that a *ahem* vertically challenged guy -- who, unbeknownst to us, has issues about his height -- would receive it, and take serious offense to it! :rofl: )

:lol: I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

Sixxxxer 11-07-2008 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 88852)
Seriously, never. Not even once. I wouldnt say angel, lets just say I have been a total innocent, and after that, well, I prefer to be entertained in real life, not the tv screen. :whistle:



:lol: I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

How tall are you??

I agree with Real Life versus TV but Goddamn I thought Porn was like Crack every tries it at least once!!! :drool:

neebelung 11-07-2008 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 88851)
So you actually gave Midget pron to a Short guy???


LMFAO You made my day that is amazing

:lol: Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

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Originally Posted by The Chi (Post 88852)
:lol: I can only imagine!! I love short people with napoleons disease...i mean, Im short and I crack on myself all the time...

For some reason, you strike me as tall. :shrug: I think it's the legs. :drool:

Sixxxxer 11-07-2008 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88855)
:lol: Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.

That is Regodamndiculous and I love it.

Thats like a One in a million chance (or however many ppl were there) Oh the irony.

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88855)



For some reason, you strike me as tall. :shrug: I think it's the legs. :drool:

I'm a sucker for Amazing Legs....:drool:

t-homo 11-07-2008 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by neebelung (Post 88855)
:lol: Yes, but not intentionally.... the gifts go under the tree, and you pick numbers... then as you go down the line, people can either pick from under the tree, or take something someone else has already chosen. It was the LAST thing under the tree (cleverly digsuised of course) and he got it.

He literally hasn't spoken to us since.



For some reason, you strike me as tall. :shrug: I think it's the legs. :drool:

Pretty sure her legs are longer than mine. Its pretty nice..

neebelung 11-07-2008 04:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Sixxxxer (Post 88859)
That is Regodamndiculous and I love it.

Thats like a One in a million chance (or however many ppl were there) Oh the irony.

It was like a 1 in 30 chance... but the odds go up when you take into account all the (gift) swapping that went on. :lol:

That night, someone stuck it on the DVD rack in our living room... it's still there. Sometimes people notice it, but no one ever SAYS anything about it. :rofl:


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