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Originally Posted by itgirl (Post 64344)

it's especially fun for me, being a girl on the bike (since i don't do pink and have no telltale ponytail sticking out). i bet they'd feel like a total ass if i took my helmet off and they saw they were barking up the wrong tree. :lol:

Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

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Originally Posted by fnfalman (Post 64463)

I like to hump the fuel tank whenever I pull up next to a hot chick (or chicks) in the car.

Somehow, I believe you're goofy enough to do that!

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Originally Posted by jtemple (Post 64478)

Somehow, I believe you're goofy enough to do that!

Like nobody else ever done that?

I get stares all the time, but I never get anyone yelling at me. Usually I don't ride next to anyone though, I speed up to get away from them. Besides I think my middle finger at every car that gets withing 5ft of me is a big turn off.

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Originally Posted by fnfalman (Post 64479)

Like nobody else ever done that?

guilty.

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Originally Posted by Rider (Post 64480)

Yeah I get the WHOA and points at the bike... but no flashing... it must be a Michigan thing... everybody is too stressed out due to the economy, the housing market, and being under the dumb hoe Jenny!! No mentality for flashing or other cool.

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Originally Posted by itgirl (Post 64344)

I can agree with that, I look like a short guy unless you look really closely, since I dont wear girly gear most of the time either.

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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 64473)

Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

Dude, that would be punishable by an ass whoopin! Who DOES that?!

I have been guilty of the stare down as well, typically when they get too close to me. I just turn around and sit while they get all uncomfortable. Even more effective when actually moving. Not that I recommend this, but when on a familiar road and being tailgated, I will do it.

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Originally Posted by fnfalman (Post 64479)

Like nobody else ever done that?

I don't do that as much...I get better results when I open my visor with my tongue!!!

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Colleen (Post 64309)

I am not denying that a guy in leathers is HOT!

So you're telling me I have a chance?

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Originally Posted by azoomm (Post 64473)

Especially fun when they just jump on the back of your bike while at a stoplight... just turning and saying *get the fuck off my bike* can be a funny statement.

I now have ONLY monoposto.

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Originally Posted by Rae (Post 64834)

I can agree with that, I look like a short guy unless you look really closely, since I dont wear girly gear most of the time either.

Dude, that would be punishable by an ass whoopin! Who DOES that?!

I have been guilty of the stare down as well, typically when they get too close to me. I just turn around and sit while they get all uncomfortable. Even more effective when actually moving. Not that I recommend this, but when on a familiar road and being tailgated, I will do it.

It's happened to me in Panama City. I'm sitting at a light and all of a sudden I feel someones hand on my shoulder and then the bike squat down when her ass hit the seat. She's lucky all I did was yell at her.

And the stare down is funny as hell. Especially when they start squirming visibily or pointedly look at their passenger while their passenger looks at you :)