I hate dancing. I only like slow dancing, and that's only so I can do the cheapo "grind my erection into her hip while pretending it's unintentional" move that got me through junior high dances.

:rofl:

I'm well aware of that move and it doesn't work with me. :lol:

I don't think it works past junior high, when the full understanding of what's poking them in the hip sets in. Then it just becomes the whore detector that doesn't work, because the whores are already off fucking random guys and not wasting time slow dancing with creeps like me.

I beg to differ.

On which point?

we can go out and go into a mosh pit:rockwoot::willy::bfp::bw::gary::wtf::ic:

Rouge Saying I cant keep up...I didnt realize you posted more after it

I beg to differ too. It works because I see it all the time on the dance floor.

And you're not a creep, Corey...although a poke in my side will earns a step on the foot with a quick shove back, landing you on your ass. But I won't do it right away. I'm evil and wait for the perfect moment! :evil:

I can mosh too! :rockwoot: